Things Have History

An unfinished chronicle of the history of things.

Short essays on single milestones across nineteen categories — one new post per category per week. Written, researched, and illustrated end to end, then read aloud.

01

Shoes

Ten thousand years of footwear, from Fort Rock sagebrush sandals to carbon-plate supershoes.

23 posts · 8500 BCE — 1989

Latest The Reebok Pump: fit by inflation

02

Timepieces

From shadow on sand to atomic clocks — humanity's chase of ever-more-precise time.

21 posts · 3500 BCE — 1995

Latest GPS time: the satellite clock that runs wrong on purpose

03

Bridges

Civil engineering's most dramatic form — log across a stream to mile-long cable-stayed mega-structures, with a spectacular collapse or two along the way.

18 posts · 2900 BCE — 1940

Latest Galloping Gertie, or what the wind does to an airfoil

04

Locks & Keys

Six thousand years of mechanisms for excluding people, with one of history's best rivalries at its centre.

19 posts · 4000 BCE — 2026

Latest The hands-free deadbolt, or what ultra-wideband did to the front door

05

Maps

Ten thousand years of humans drawing the world — from Babylonian clay tablets to satellite imagery.

18 posts · 11660 BCE — 1996

Latest MapQuest, then Google Maps: the web learns where it is

06

Phones

A 150-year story: from Bell shouting at Watson to foldable AI-powered supercomputers in a pocket.

20 posts · 1876 — 2026

Latest Samsung's Z TriFold: the phone that folds twice

07

Money

From cowrie shells to Bitcoin — every century has a moment it redefined what money is.

19 posts · 3000 BCE — 1950

Latest One card, many places, pay later: the Diners Club, 1950

08

Writing Systems

Every way humans have figured out how to freeze speech onto a surface — cuneiform to Unicode.

18 posts · 3500 BCE — 1868

Latest Sholes's typewriter: the machine that froze the alphabet

09

Video Games

Arcade, console, PC, handheld, mobile — all one medium, from OXO on the EDSAC to the handheld revival.

20 posts · 1952 — 2001

Latest The original Xbox, or how Microsoft lost four billion dollars and still won

10

Computing

From pebbles in sand trays to the machines that now hold the world together — told one milestone at a time.

26 posts · 2300 BCE — 1971

Latest Intel 4004: the calculator deal that built the first microprocessor

11

AI

The long road to machines that reason — from Aristotle's syllogisms to today's frontier models.

22 posts · 350 BCE — 1989

Latest Hidden Markov models, 1989: probability beats the rule books

12

Cryptography

The long argument between hiding things and finding things — Caesar cipher to post-quantum standards.

19 posts · 404 BCE — 1985

Latest Elliptic curve cryptography, or how a factoring attack became the internet's key

13

Code Editors

Every program that other programs are written in — TECO to Cursor.

19 posts · 1962 — 2016

Latest The Language Server Protocol, or how Microsoft solved an infinite grid

14

Software Architecture

The evolving answer to 'how do we organize code at scale?' — structured programming to LLM orchestration.

20 posts · 1967 — 2015

Latest The ledger that never forgets

15

Programming Languages

How humans learned to talk to machines — starting with Ada Lovelace writing instructions for a machine that didn't exist yet.

17 posts · 1843 — 1995

Latest Java: the language that almost ran your television

16

Cars

From Cugnot's steam fardier to self-driving electric vehicles — two and a half centuries of the machine that reshaped how humans live, work, and move.

15 posts · 1769 — 1934

Latest The car that erased its own chassis

17

Coffee

From wild Ethiopian berries to Yemeni qahveh khanehs to the espresso machine — six centuries of the drink that wired the modern world.

11 posts · 1454 — 1901

Latest Bezzera's portafilter and the machine that gave espresso its name

18

Sports

From Neolithic wrestling pits to the modern Olympic stadium — how humans turned play into organised competition, and competition into civilisation.

10 posts · 7000 BCE — 1559

Latest The last joust: how a broken lance ended a king and a sport

19

Motorcycles

From Roper's steam velocipede to the Honda CB750 superbike — the machine that stayed upright through physics and rewired the freedom of the open road.

7 posts · 1867 — 1903

Latest Harley-Davidson and the ten-by-fifteen shed