Things Have History

An unfinished chronicle of the history of things.

Short essays on single milestones across eighteen categories — one new post per category per week. Written, researched, and illustrated end to end, then read aloud.

01

Shoes

Ten thousand years of footwear, from Fort Rock sagebrush sandals to carbon-plate supershoes.

11 posts · 8500 BCE — 1673

Latest Louis XIV's red heels: when footwear was a court credential

02

Timepieces

From shadow on sand to atomic clocks — humanity's chase of ever-more-precise time.

9 posts · 3500 BCE — 1583

Latest Galileo's pendulum, or the clock he never lived to build

03

Bridges

Civil engineering's most dramatic form — log across a stream to mile-long cable-stayed mega-structures, with a spectacular collapse or two along the way.

7 posts · 2900 BCE — 1591

Latest The Rialto Bridge, or how Venice bet on a single arch

04

Locks & Keys

Six thousand years of mechanisms for excluding people, with one of history's best rivalries at its centre.

8 posts · 4000 BCE — 1851

Latest The Great Lock Controversy of 1851

05

Maps

Ten thousand years of humans drawing the world — from Babylonian clay tablets to satellite imagery.

8 posts · 11660 BCE — 1300

Latest The Hereford Mappa Mundi: the world as it was meant to be

06

Phones

A 150-year story: from Bell shouting at Watson to foldable AI-powered supercomputers in a pocket.

8 posts · 1876 — 1972

Latest Joel's handoff patent, or how the cellular network learned to keep a call alive

07

Money

From cowrie shells to Bitcoin — every century has a moment it redefined what money is.

8 posts · 3000 BCE — 696 CE

Latest The Arab dinar, or the coin that erased the emperor's face

08

Writing Systems

Every way humans have figured out how to freeze speech onto a surface — cuneiform to Unicode.

7 posts · 3500 BCE — 800 BCE

Latest The Greek alphabet, or how borrowed consonants became the world's first vowels

09

Video Games

Arcade, console, PC, handheld, mobile — all one medium, from OXO on the EDSAC to the handheld revival.

9 posts · 1952 — 1981

Latest Donkey Kong: the game that made Nintendo

10

Computing

From pebbles in sand trays to the machines that now hold the world together — told one milestone at a time.

14 posts · 2300 BCE — 1939

Latest The Atanasoff-Berry Computer, or the basement machine that unmade ENIAC

11

AI

The long road to machines that reason — from Aristotle's syllogisms to today's frontier models.

10 posts · 350 BCE — 1950

Latest Shannon's chess paper and the problem it was really solving

12

Cryptography

The long argument between hiding things and finding things — Caesar cipher to post-quantum standards.

8 posts · 404 BCE — 1795

Latest Jefferson's wheel cipher, or the invention the army made twice

13

Code Editors

Every program that other programs are written in — TECO to Cursor.

7 posts · 1962 — 1984

Latest Alice Pascal: the editor that refused to let you make a mistake

14

Software Architecture

The evolving answer to 'how do we organize code at scale?' — structured programming to LLM orchestration.

8 posts · 1967 — 1992

Latest Three-tier architecture, or how the application server ate the fat client

15

Programming Languages

How humans learned to talk to machines — starting with Ada Lovelace writing instructions for a machine that didn't exist yet.

7 posts · 1843 — 1959

Latest COBOL, or how a committee invented the world's most durable programming language

16

Cars

From Cugnot's steam fardier to self-driving electric vehicles — two and a half centuries of the machine that reshaped how humans live, work, and move.

3 posts · 1769 — 1808

Latest De Rivaz's hydrogen carriage: the first internal-combustion automobile

17

Coffee

From wild Ethiopian berries to Yemeni qahveh khanehs to the espresso machine — six centuries of the drink that wired the modern world.

3 posts · 1454 — 1652

Latest Pasqua Rosée and London's first coffeehouse

18

Sports

From Neolithic wrestling pits to the modern Olympic stadium — how humans turned play into organised competition, and competition into civilisation.

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